Saturday, October 20, 2007

ah, life is grand. i have my own island and billions of dollars. all i need now to complete my life are tickets to hannah montana. yes, my secret passion is revealed here, to you my plebian subjects.

you may now bow three times, say my name in praise, and log off your screens. my words are your privelege. now scurry off ye unworthy heathens.

i shall write more at my leisure (perhaps more frequently than 2 1/2 years as with my last post).

his lordship,

bill

24 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:06 AM

    DEAR GATES,
    I am herd of your generosity and charity and i use this ocasion to submit my grievences as i have no other sources to conveythe same.Iam N.aBDUL JABBAR residing in quarters no.35\393 Rajeev nagar melarannoor karamana p.o trivanndrum.kerala INDIA.My both kidneies were failed i am on dialysis for the last two years and i am surviving on dialysis once in three days.Even thigh an employ i have to spend all my earnings for this and now i am spending for this even after taking loan from financial institutions.if you please you can verify the position from the dialysisRoom Nephrology deprtment PRS Hospital killipalam Trivandrum.Kerala India[telephoneno.04714073333]Iaam also planning for kidney transplantation which costs a huge expenditure which i expect from your charity. My Bannk Account details are as follows.
    Acount no.2-11-65532.[savings bank account]
    Name of bank.STATE CO-OPERATIVE BANK OF KERALA STATUE BRANCH.TRIVANDRUM.KERALA.INDIA
    Thanking you MAY GOD BLESS YOU.
    YOURS FAITHFULY
    Abdul jabbar.

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  2. Anonymous7:22 AM

    BILL GATES
    THE RELIGIONS
    -JUDEO CHRISTIANITY KILLS EVERYBODY JEWS MUSLIMS PAGANS ALL NONBELIVERS REFUSING TO FOLLOW THEM IN THE NAME GOD.
    THE CRUSADES,THE BURNING ALIVE OF JOAN D ARC THE PEASANT YOUNG GIRL WHO SAVE AND DELIVER FRANCE. WAS BURN ALIVE WITH THE CHRISTIAN SUPREME COUNSEL AUTHORISATION AND THE NEOCHEATERS/POLITICIANS IN THE NAME OF GOD...
    -ISLAM CALL FOR KILLING ALL THE THE NON BELIEVERS IN THE NAME OF ALLAH
    SOMETHING MAY BE WRONG WITH THE WHOLE WORLDS BLINDNESS
    THE VEIL WAS TOO TICK
    ME, I AM READY TO HELP YOU AND YOUR TEAM TO CHANGE THE WHOLE WORLD.EVEN A LOT OF PEOPLE IN CHURCHES ARE TAXING YOU AS A DEVIL .
    I RECONFIRM THAT I CAN/T WAIT.
    THE REAL AND TRUE S A V I O U R OF THE HUMANITY IS YOU BILL GATES YOU ARE PROVING IT ALREADY BY SO MANY HUMANITARIAN ACTIONS YOUR ARE DOING.
    NOT THE JEW REBEL.JESUS CHRIST
    I AM PROUD AND CONTENT TO FOLLOW YOU FOREVER TO CHANGE THE WHOLE WORLD WHO DESERVES IT RIGHT NOW....
    AKM

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  4. Anonymous1:49 PM

    I have noticed that you are buying stocks of Republic Services. If you only knew that just like the other corporations they are in talk of going to some kind of call centers for their customers throughout the US, which is something that is not helping the economy out at all. I know quite a few people who will be cancelling their services with them because of this matter, no one wants to talk to someone that isn't even at the facility that they would need to speak to and that is not good. Especially for you too, with people out of work they won't have the funds to purchase your computers as well. This is really sad that everyone keeps saying the economy is doing so well, but it really isn't. I know you worked very hard to get where you are and I do respect that but because of corporations doing these kind of things, they are then making the economy worse. I know you cannot do anything about this, but it does feel good to hopefully have someone read this (like you) and hopefully they would have some kind of heart to at least make this known that we need to help the economy grow and not die like it is slowly doing. Hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas, as like in the past for myself and my family, I have gone without so my kids could have a wonderful Christmas, I'm not sure if you ever went through anything like that but it is scarey not knowing if you will have enough money to feed your kids or what can you sell so they can have some clothes, food and a few gifts. Again, I thank you for reading this and may you be blessed this Christmas and have a Wonderful New Year. Is it true that you should never forget how you got to where you are now?

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  5. Anonymous2:02 PM

    The audacity of some people...Obviously maturity is not in your vocabulary Mr. Gates. How about you grow up and stop acting like a little kid, unless you're just kidding, although I can't respect a grown man that acts like that

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  6. Anonymous2:14 PM

    YOU ARE C R A Z Y!!!!
    AKM

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  8. Anonymous2:45 PM

    THE GREAT ONE HAS SPOKEN:
    BE GONE YOU UNWORTHY STALKING PSYCHOS THIS MAGNET HAS A NEW POLITICAL PASSION.

    SONYA 'AKA' THE LIBERTY

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  9. Anonymous4:46 PM

    thanks, thats so thoughtful of you, permission and all. OK be gone psycho stalkers was my line.. are you anonymous magnet? are you actually going to blog im kind of excited to read some of your life. Even as a servant i have tons of music and movies after my life and i haven't heard from you i gather the NAVY has something to do with some of the DOD computer development. Never the less im not here for argument just to hear some interesting stuff. I hold no image of you. Im interested to see what kind of person you are even if the CIA says your already a person. Meaning that you are already defined, classified, uhm stereotyped, what am i trying to say? maybe you are only a mystery to me..dont call me a peasant i think im interested a little shyann

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  10. Anonymous10:37 AM

    Go away, you dam 'fool'
    your not worthy!

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  12. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Nothing at this point, thanks for trying....
    something positive would be excellent.

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  13. Anonymous10:19 AM

    You really should run for president. I know the job doesn't pay much but we need someone in the white house who knows a little about finance and money...The US is in such debt and getting worse every year...We need someone in the white house who knows how to make money for this country.

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  14. Bill Gates said to his university staffs that he would become a millionaire by his age of 30 but he became a billionaire at his age of 31.

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  15. hi,sir i am gautam gaikwad.I am truly inspiring from your life.

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  16. good faith in good taste?
    ( http://skate1st.blogspot.ro )

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  17. no words to say for the gr8 man

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