Saturday, October 20, 2007

ah, life is grand. i have my own island and billions of dollars. all i need now to complete my life are tickets to hannah montana. yes, my secret passion is revealed here, to you my plebian subjects.

you may now bow three times, say my name in praise, and log off your screens. my words are your privelege. now scurry off ye unworthy heathens.

i shall write more at my leisure (perhaps more frequently than 2 1/2 years as with my last post).

his lordship,


Sunday, March 27, 2005

BEHOLD! I am Bill Gates, and I now control your t.v. screens, AND THE WORLD!!! A HA HA HA HA, A HA HA HA!!!!